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I’ve enlisted the help of @emilyhallmandesigns in making a seemingly crazy idea come to life!! #weddingadventures #highfiveforever

I’ve enlisted the help of @emilyhallmandesigns in making a seemingly crazy idea come to life!! #weddingadventures #highfiveforever

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On the rare occasion this effing fountain decides to effing work, Clementine likes to show it who’s boss in these parts by attacking the water. #clementinemturner #homeowneradventures

On the rare occasion this effing fountain decides to effing work, Clementine likes to show it who’s boss in these parts by attacking the water. #clementinemturner #homeowneradventures

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Wedding Planning.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

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Ain’t no celebration like a lizebration, cos a lizebration don’t stop…at least until you realize you need to head home before you’re unable to drive home… SO excited to see @lizlemonyall ‘s months of planning come to fruition, and to finally meet @klynnw1655 (among others!) By far, an all time Top 5 Funnest wedding! #teamforney

Ain’t no celebration like a lizebration, cos a lizebration don’t stop…at least until you realize you need to head home before you’re unable to drive home… SO excited to see @lizlemonyall ‘s months of planning come to fruition, and to finally meet @klynnw1655 (among others!) By far, an all time Top 5 Funnest wedding! #teamforney

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Sweet ass maid of honor speech action shot. Guest appearance of lighting by @littleyellowflowerdesign ! Cc: @lizlemonyall #teamforney

Sweet ass maid of honor speech action shot. Guest appearance of lighting by @littleyellowflowerdesign ! Cc: @lizlemonyall #teamforney

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We’re Visiting The Dude’s Family…

After 36 hours with his parents, sister, and her kids, the tension and stress is becoming all too evident.

Meanwhile, I’ve just learned to tune everyone out, nod my head, and cozy up in the corner with a drink.

Man, I *can’t wait* for my wedding!

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Clementine is awesome at pointing out the inadequacies of others. Also, if you’ve ever wondered about the differences in color of paint finishes, here’s an excellent example. The lighter is the satin sample, the darker is the flat gallon. The color is called Greige. Also also, if you’re going to start painting by using the sample, be sure to paint the wall that will eventually be behind the washer and dryer… #homeowneradventures #clementinemturner #boykinspaniel

Clementine is awesome at pointing out the inadequacies of others. Also, if you’ve ever wondered about the differences in color of paint finishes, here’s an excellent example. The lighter is the satin sample, the darker is the flat gallon. The color is called Greige. Also also, if you’re going to start painting by using the sample, be sure to paint the wall that will eventually be behind the washer and dryer… #homeowneradventures #clementinemturner #boykinspaniel

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Things I Am “Over:”

1. Moving.
2. Wedding planning.
3. Job hunting.
4. The Dude farting.
5. Being cold.

/rant

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"Aunt Liz, what do you mean this will be even more cool when I’m older and tripping balls?!?" #thinkery #keptthatthoughttomyself

"Aunt Liz, what do you mean this will be even more cool when I’m older and tripping balls?!?" #thinkery #keptthatthoughttomyself

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They asked me to watch this pile of cupcakes….I don’t know who, exactly, they think they were talking to… #sotempted #freefood #sxsw

They asked me to watch this pile of cupcakes….I don’t know who, exactly, they think they were talking to… #sotempted #freefood #sxsw