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I hate job searching.

I hate job searching.

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I wonder how many of our neighbors would be offended by the sight of a giant crystal penis chandelier hanging in our foyer….?
Feel free to have your own custom chandelier commissioned here.

I wonder how many of our neighbors would be offended by the sight of a giant crystal penis chandelier hanging in our foyer….?

Feel free to have your own custom chandelier commissioned here.

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Before…During…During… Today was spent painting the white bits. Lessons learned: invest in the big box of latex gloves and big roll of blue tape, sanding is a bitch but incredibly important, don’t get the stain with the polyurethane already added, @treyt03 is a horrible painting apprentice. #homeowneradventures #farfromdone #classthatshitup

Before…During…During… Today was spent painting the white bits. Lessons learned: invest in the big box of latex gloves and big roll of blue tape, sanding is a bitch but incredibly important, don’t get the stain with the polyurethane already added, @treyt03 is a horrible painting apprentice. #homeowneradventures #farfromdone #classthatshitup

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…the moment you know you’re going to have a good time. #consideratepeopleunite

…the moment you know you’re going to have a good time. #consideratepeopleunite

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Sure, following the World Cup is exciting. Discovering Michael Ballack on SportsCenter? Life. Changing. I’m fairly certain @treyt03 would gladly raise his illegitimate love child…

Sure, following the World Cup is exciting. Discovering Michael Ballack on SportsCenter? Life. Changing. I’m fairly certain @treyt03 would gladly raise his illegitimate love child…

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And a special shout out to @alishan and @mrsrec who were there for me from the very very beginning, to the very end. 3am, to be exact. Which was about 3.5 more hours than my new husband lasted. (And to @laurenpschuler for taking this awesome shot that perfectly summed up how I was feeling at that moment!)

And a special shout out to @alishan and @mrsrec who were there for me from the very very beginning, to the very end. 3am, to be exact. Which was about 3.5 more hours than my new husband lasted. (And to @laurenpschuler for taking this awesome shot that perfectly summed up how I was feeling at that moment!)

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So, we came back why…?!? #honeymoonin #sardegna #costasmeralda

So, we came back why…?!? #honeymoonin #sardegna #costasmeralda

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Note to self: our oven’s 350 > 350. 😒 #burnedem #1978calledandsaidgoodluckwiththatoven

Note to self: our oven’s 350 > 350. 😒 #burnedem #1978calledandsaidgoodluckwiththatoven

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Scala dei Turchi | Sicily
I’ve been uploading and organizing honeymoon pictures from our various cameras. I am officially ready to go back.

Scala dei Turchi | Sicily

I’ve been uploading and organizing honeymoon pictures from our various cameras. I am officially ready to go back.

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There was a lot of energy being exhcanged in the Universe yesterday

While one friend’s father was passing away, this hot momma received word that one of her twin boys was in distress and - SURPRISE! - they’d need to be delivered via emergency c-section!

Momma and boys are doing well - they’re in the NICU, as expected, but are breathing on their own which is a HUGE deal!

So, Internet mommas - question: any recommendation on gifts for this new mom? I’m thinking something that may come in handy while she’s still in the hospital (robe? slippers? fancy bathing products? trashy magazines?) and/or recovering (is there some cami or belly band product you discovered that helped you recover from your c-section?)