civilized debauchery + calculated risks

“You get dressed like an elf and you know you’re going...”
— Sigourney Weaver

Dec 11th

Gene Simmons speaks four languages:

English Hungarian German Hebrew And his birth name is Chaim Witz. And it is possible that he...

Dec 11th

Paradigm Sip n: the historically correct...

As in: Scotch: with a splash of water American whiskey: on the rocks Gin: shaken with ice and a...

Dec 11th

Y’all thought I was kidding about the t-shirt and...

Dec 11th

“Omigod! If you continue to drive this slow, the crackheads...”
— My road rage around 12th and...

Dec 11th

I've got a Christmas party to go to...

But I do not even feel like getting dressed up. Can i just wear a hanes t-shirt, some jeans, and a...

Dec 11th

Announcement

meredithnyc: lizlemon: Right now, Meredith and I are having Virtual Clementime, where we eat...

Dec 10th

Need a Handjob?

Dec 10th

hotterthanapeppersprout: jodilyn: ohheyychrissy: I saw...

Dec 10th

lacey: Erin: Is [this pink slip dress] meant to be worn by...

Dec 10th

Is it possible to remove a font from...

Perhaps it’s a font that drives you nuts every time you see it. It just sends chills down your...

Dec 10th

“Crimson Tide?” That sounds like what you called your...”
— Coworker from Alabama is...

Dec 10th

Serious question, y'all:

Do kids these days still believe in Santa? I just feel like, when I was a kid, everything was about...

Dec 10th

why do they have to follow up an amazing...

missashleyjheidler: tlmonahan: allthingsalishan: FUCK! they make me want to kill orphans. ...

Dec 10th

allthingsalishan: nb808: Texas Football Coach Mack Brown...

Dec 10th

Our kickball game is down wind from a...

Must. Have. Biscuits.

Dec 10th

Heaven in a bottle. Or, the best $6 I ever spent in that...

Dec 10th

If it weren’t for GPOYW and kickball, I’d never...

Dec 9th

(905): I give him blow jobs while he...

junglejustine:(via textsfromlastnight) Ooooh, girlfriend, I feel ya!

Dec 9th

nickihebert: scottfriday: themattsmith: lefan: Matt...

Dec 9th

Sharks! In Australia!

Dec 9th

Starbucks cute ass ornaments. And I’m trying my first...

Dec 9th

Just remembered the Clementines I...

They’re in the fridge patiently awaiting me to attack and destroy them! If I could do the...

Dec 9th

librarysciences:[via uhhinternet, blackandwtf]. I kind of...

Dec 9th

Can we talk about how amazingly fun this movie is? Also,...

Dec 9th

Cheating? Hello, you've got e-trail

Dec 9th

Google Wave

I am obviously so not an early adapter, as I’ve had a Google Wave invite (thanks Lacey!) for...

Dec 9th

Listen

Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden (via) I’m embarrassed to say that I have this in my iTunes...

Dec 9th

Ladies, this is NOT a dress. This is just really big...

Dec 9th

Lady boner. Quickly followed by a broken wrist as my...

Dec 8th

Also, is there anything more disturbing...

I mean, how do you tell if the person before you flushed or not?!?

Dec 8th

Lunchtime Quickies

Eating lunch at Torchy’s off Guadalupe. Little frat boys are discussing house drama. Man,...

Dec 8th

Hey y'all

rhondalynn: I got into grad school at UT!!! Can I be a purple and gold longhorn? PS… This does not...

Dec 8th

A friendly reminder, y’all.

Dec 8th

elizabethanne: lizlemon: sade: It’s that time of the...

Dec 8th

lacey: Don’t think I’ve posted this yet, but this is me,...

Dec 8th

Researching coats for the February trip to Denver. Went to...

Dec 8th

Watch

afghanibanani: Richard Branson opens the doors to Virgin Galactic spaceship. The 300 people who...

Dec 8th

Mere, consider this your warning

Roomie: are we crazy?
Liz: ummm...you'll have to expand upon that
Roomie: for going to colorado in feb
todays high is 8
8 is not a temperature
its a child
Liz: oh hell no - it's gonna be a blast
but for the record, I do not scrape cars
Roomie: hey
we are guests
we dont scrape
we drink
: )
and supervise

Dec 8th

Via Pottery Barn (whatever, shut up) you can get glassware...

Dec 8th

allthingsalishan: ktroseknows: hey lindsay, wtf. you are...

Dec 8th

Fixin’ to get my hair did. But first, the earrings.

Dec 8th

bowlingalleylawyer: A jello mold is vital.  Whoa. That...

Dec 8th

12 Things You Don't Know About Women...

katieschenk: boutofcontext: I recalled this gem (specifically #6) from Esquire’s Things You...

Dec 7th

How's this for Sliding Doors moment...

Back in the summer of 2003, I went backpacking through Europe with my roommate. The fourth day of...

Dec 7th

Italian Lesson of the Day

thedisgruntledgradstudent: luciaislucky: Panino - Singular form. Panini - Plural form. See...

Dec 7th

“I might have a problem. How do you cure a person of...”
— - Amanda, Sir Baxter’s...

Dec 7th

(via ilovecharts) Whitney, is that you? Kidding - you...

Dec 7th

RKT Rant

sydvish: I don’t understand why people find it so difficult to follow the instructions on the box...

Dec 7th

tumblarity likes cookies, too.

Dec 7th

The guy in the middle is my friend, Chris. He’s now...

Dec 7th

Merry Christmas to me. J. Crew, of course. Am currently...

Dec 7th

Christmas Cookie Time!

As a Christmas gift to my coworkers, I’m planning on baking the shit out of some cookies. ...

Dec 7th

Ain't gonna happen.

At 8:57pm last night, a boss sends an e-mail that he’d like me to present on our marketing...

Dec 7th

Listen

thesevagabondshoeskate: Leonard Cohen - I’m Your Man I owe my two years of Italian in College to...

Dec 7th

Listen

thetalkinghead: k-troll: gunstreetgirl: Talking Heads — And She Was I haven’t posted a song...

Dec 7th

nb808: tanya77: Central Park Rotten Tree Branch Lawsuit...

Dec 7th

“Football is so enmeshed with Alabama’s identity that women...”
— NYT maybe it’s because I’m...

Dec 7th

lacey: onemorefortheroad: YOU GUYS. This is important so...

Dec 6th

So, we won.

Honestly, I’m not very happy about it. The game sucked. It was like the blind playing the...

Dec 6th

Hook ‘em Horns!

Dec 6th

Roll Tide!

Dec 6th

“Shannon, don’t take this the wrong way, but I could...”
— and the compliments have begun...

Dec 5th

Tailgating is ramping up…

Dec 5th

3.5 hours into the drive and the two...

S.O.S.

Dec 5th

Headed to the Jersey Shore…erm, Dallas, with my black...

Dec 5th

Delayed Smile Friday: “Hob-nobbin’ with the...

Dec 5th

wooliebear: meanmrmustard: aubiewear: This was the...

Dec 5th

Listen

missashleyjheidler:smileawhileforme:iamchrysanthemum: nelliox93: Colorblind: Counting Crows for...

Dec 5th

“The younger brother is graduating that night, so sorry,...”
— The ex and his roommates are...

Dec 4th

Why can't I stalk you!

allthingsalishan: yep just sent an email with that as the subject. I just made it all Single White...

Dec 4th

inothernews: (via andeventhis) I like that The County Of...

Dec 4th

Go here and vote for Whitney. And a kitten...

Dec 4th

Aaannndddd...it's pretty much stopped...

There ya have it - Austin weather at its finest.

Dec 4th

You can kinda see it…

Dec 4th

So yeah, turns out those weren't gnats I...

Dec 4th

Watch

So I work in the Marketing/Communications/Physician Relations Department for a hospital here in...

Dec 4th

caryrandolph: This show was everything I imagined it would...

Dec 4th

When it comes to bagels, I'm a bottom.

 I love the grainy things on the bottom…

Dec 4th

It's Snowing.

thetalkinghead: Thats right it is snowing in Houston.  Right outside of my office.  I am guessing...

Dec 4th

Anyone else going up to Dallas for the...

Dec 4th

Jersey Shore

bigbuxnowhammies: elizablr: Can we all talk about how amazingly so-bad-it’s-good this show...

Dec 4th

Jersey Shore

Can we all talk about how amazingly so-bad-it’s-good this show is?!?

Dec 4th

Whats-on-my-desk-Thursday: leftover flowers from a luncheon,...

Dec 3rd

“Your offsite meeting can be IN MY PANTS!”
—  Whitney. I love it when...

Dec 3rd

Now that it’s Holiday gift time, remember: do not gift...

Dec 3rd

seagull: staff: Now testing: Password protected blogs ...

Dec 3rd

With the craziness of the Thanksgiving Holidays, and, well,...

Dec 3rd

FIST PUMP. FIST PUMP.

Dec 3rd

I want to eat allllllll day and get fat!

toddma: I’m in that comfort food mood!  I could go for Texadelphia right now. Or Freebirds. And...

Dec 3rd

I may or may not be googling Super Mario...

Yep. I’m a dork. In a related note: the roommate and I put it on two player. I do not...

Dec 3rd

“There’s always a reason to try and get skinny.”
— Listening in on coworkers...

Dec 3rd

shorterexcerpts: cathythighs: Tim Tebow looks good here...

Dec 3rd

motherlicka: I don’t know how i got the visualizer to...

Dec 3rd

(via fuckyeahbabyanimals) Dear Santa, See above. Love, ...

Dec 3rd

“I find the Internet to be like that crazy drunken relative...”
— Liz is wise y’all. I...

Dec 3rd

It makes little, to no, sense.

A friend from college just got back from a trip to Europe. Ok, fine, Europe in November,...

Dec 3rd

“Use Somebody,” written by Tiger Woods.”
— I turned on the tv just in...

Dec 3rd

I made some changes...

…to my page. I felt that it was time to rename the ole tumblr something a little more...

Dec 3rd

THIS is who I’d like to set Julia Allison up with....

Dec 3rd

I just want to beat this effing castle...

Dec 3rd

GPOYW: Remember that time I went to the game with Leanne and...

Dec 3rd

Apparently there's a picture of a kitten...

If that isn’t some superior being’s way of telling me to get off tumblr and get back to...

Dec 2nd

withoutmelissa: And now for another episode of “We ain’t...

Dec 2nd

Once a bull has impregnated a cow, it...

quixotekid: themattsmith: lickystickypickyme: So once a bull has had his way with your herd,...

Dec 2nd

Today’s Facebook Discovery: Former Schoolmate Laura ...

Dec 2nd

bowlingalleylawyer: thegreg: Over a billion dollars, 14...

Dec 2nd

Fashionistas! Please help!

allthingsalishan: simplejulie: I need help searching for my wedding shoe!  It MUST be hot pink. ...

Dec 2nd

“To atone, please make Elin a playable character in Tiger...”
— NY Mag commentor...

Dec 2nd

“No one would ever choose Trip over Nate. Ever. Minus 10.”
— The only thing I love more...

Dec 2nd

~Doing a happy dance~

I found my electric blanket so my toes will be nice and toasty tonight. In a related note, should...

Dec 2nd

So I had an exciting night: 4 hours of Super Mario Bros on...

Dec 2nd

“Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you have to be...”
— Hugh Elliott [via johannal]...

Dec 2nd

Grammatical Notes to Self:

It’s sepArate Stationary: standing still Stationery: paper (imagine ‘e’ stands...

Dec 1st

Add this to the "Why didn't I think of that?"...

Dec 1st

The Cream of the Aggieland Crop

Dec 1st

The capitol looks like a penis on GPS! Hehehe.

Dec 1st

I found this iPhone back up battery thing in the Bed Bath...

Dec 1st

The high in Austin today is 48.

Now I get why you New Yorkers get so grumpy.

Dec 1st