January 2010
We're discussing resolutions
Bronwyn: I'm going to make sure I fill my tank when it gets to 1/4 tank
Laura: I'm going to make out with lots of boys
Liz: I'm going to drink more. And dancer. Totally going to be dancer.
Lauren: Screw y'all, I'm starting grad school in 19 days
My group of ladies has dubbed ourselves 'The...
As in, bring on the amateurs. We’ll school ya.
December 2009
Is it too early...
…to say that I canNOT fucking wait for Summer?
The lake and some beers. That hot sticky humidity that lends a glow to every look. Your hair frizzy and tousled no matter how long you spent frying it with your chi. Some Texas Country music or perhaps some Cross Canadian Ragweed. Getting wasted faced on the river and stopping at Rudy’s for some BBQ or Los Cucos for the green sauce. God,...
bricoler:
thedg3:
butterfliesatthemailbox:
...
See - it's soooo me.
Hold up, hey
For my niggaz who be thinkin’ we soft
We don’t, play
We gon’ rock it ‘til the wheels fall off
Hold up, hey
For my niggaz who be actin’ too bold
Take a, seat
Hope you ready for the next episode
Hey
Smoke weed every day
So I work for a Catholic company...
This means that they don’t pay for my birth control, won’t abort my unwanted pregnancies (jk, I’m too old for that) and if I were to actually go to the doctor, they wouldn’t pay for my prescription for Adderall.
BUT, they do support mimosas at 2:20.
It’ll work. Could be worse.
She's so witty...
Lacey: i'm wearing a black LACE dress tonight...you could call it a LACEY dress
Liz: I'm so blogging that
Lacey: hahahaha
A long, yet informative (and entertaining) e-mail...
And a joyful, thankful Hogmanay to you all who are still stuck at CAMP [what we call our department] today. For those of you who are not lucky enough to be of Scotch/Irish decent as am I, this term is the Scots’ word for the last day of the old year and marking the arrival of the fresh new one. The whole Scotch tradition is interwoven into this day for us, whether we realize and appreciate it...
Do as I say kids, not as I do
Jon Gosselin met yesterday with ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman to try to work out their differences. “They decided to sit privately at the table and discuss this thing,” her lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, told The Post’s Kieran Crowley. “They will try to work this thing out.” The reality-show father of eight claims Glassman ransacked his West 72nd Street apartment and left...
The Truth About The New Years Kiss
hershapeinthedoorway:truethings:
1. Don’t fuck this up. Seriously.
2. Make sure the person you’re kissing is memorable. This is the beginning of a new decade. We all know the world is going to end any second so kiss someone special.
3. OR go the complete opposite direction and kiss the least special, yet hottest person you can find. The ’10s are going to be sexy.
4. If your tongue is...
Ladies, you best believe we're partying here when... →
If only for 5 minutes of pictures, then we’ll be on our way.
Brazilian New Year's Traditions
Brazilians are very very superstitious and New Year’s Eve - or Reveillon - is a huge event down there. So, I present, a few of their traditions that you may want to partake in yourself, just in case you’re in need of a little extra luck.
In Rio, you jump backwards over seven waves, making seven wishes as you do so. Maybe we can adapt this to taking seven sips of your drink? Splashing...
Feb-you-ary or Febr-wary?
I heard a radio dj pronouncing it the latter way and I’m pretty sure he’s doing it wrong.
What have I become?!
Why Whitney quickly earned the title of “My Hipster Friend.”
onemorefortheroad:
Yesterday, my friend and I went to Starbucks.
Him: “I’m totally content with my Folgers sprinkled with cinnamon. It tastes fine.”
Me: “Sure, sure. But when I started using a french press to make my coffee, it changed my liiiife. I’m serious.”
Him: “Oh good god. You’re such a hipster.”
After arguing...
Is there anything worse than sitting in a 2 hr...
I hate when the bottom of my foot itches, but I...
“i just spent way too long getting ready just to go to HEB to pick up my birth...”
– oh, we girls
All time favorite NYEs
1. Rio de Janeiro, 2004
Spent a week traipsing around Brazil: Buzios, Salvador and Morro de São Paulo, on Ilha de Tinharé. Ended up in Rio and spent the evening with 5 million people on Copacabana. Not too shabby.
2. London, 2002
Back when the bff was my bf, we went to visit the family in Munich. Took a few days off to head to London where we met up with our friend Piet and his hilarious...
“I don’t feel I should have to fly commercial any longer.”
– I think all the Birthday love has gotten to Alishan….
“My Internet crush on [redacted] has officially died. Among other things, he is a...”
– [redacted]
bowlsby:
Just to clarify we are going to a tent party on the border of juarez Mexico the most dangerous place in the world?oh we are…. Good
Obviously border town survival skills are not a requirement for Stanford MBA.
Or, maybe they were. I mean, trafficking drugs and weapons and women and children for prostitution may be illegal, but it’s still a business…and a profitable one at...
Let's Discus Fat Free Italian Dressing.
Talk about unnatural. I mean, isn’t Italian dressing just oil and shit? And isn’t oil basically just fat? So whatever Fat Free Italian dressing is, I bet it causes ‘anal leakage’ and all that. Fuck that.
Next year, Christmas is on a Saturday.
Can’t we just make it mandatory that Christmas is on a Wednesday or Thursday to maximize time taken off of work?
When I grow up...
…I want to buy the Winter Resort wear because I’m actually going to spend an extended period of time at a tropical resort…and not just because I live in Texas and it’s 70 in January so I can do that.
I managed to spill pickle juice in my purse.
Don’t ask.
