January 2010
Confession: I didn't 'get' the John Mayer hoopla...
Now? Oh, man. I want to have his babies. Or at least just get really drunk in a hotel bar with him.
Honestly, I think his music and I were just never on the same page (haha - hello overused cliche!)
“Your Body is a Wonderland” always made me want to gag.
“No Such Thing” made me want to kick him in the balls.
“Daughters?” What the hell. Where did that come...
Great Moments in Kevin History, 1/30/10
hurricane-k:
katiecoyle:
Called me over, while I was hungry and cleaning, to his apartment, where he had a SURPRISE Five Guys burger and an episode of The Office waiting for me.
Finished checking his e-mail and handed me his laptop with the Tumblr window already open.
Left an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place on for a few seconds longer than I think his natural inclination would have...
“Ladies, I have to be honest with you. Right now, all I want to do is go and get...”
– Ladies night has taken a turn…
“Just think, this time next week, we’ll be shit-canned with Mere in Denver.”
– Me to kk. Mere, you better find your party panties and get Chris a hotel room…
Dear katie-mac,
The next time Heather, Lacey, Whitney and I get together, we’re going to come track you down and force you to join us. You too, Nadine.
Let’s face it, it’s probably time you were initiated into the inner circle. Consider this your warning.
Love,
Liz
P.S. I think we’re getting together for drinks on Monday the 8th. Or whatever next Monday is. Not the Monday after...
There is no man more charming or flirtatious than...
Why is that?
“I ate an entire jar of pickles today.
However, if I’m pregnant...”
– We’re sharing our “I’m an emotional wreck, I must be pregnant, hahaha” stories
It's 4:00 and I'm already double-fisting.
That’s right - I’ve got a chocolate chip cookie in my left hand and a brownie in my right hand.
Why arent there any Tumblr Meetups in Austin. Yet...
lacey:
justinloop:
I really would rather not have to take matters into my own hands.
We found who is throwing the meetup!!
Justin, we do have some Austin tumblr meetups now and then.
tumblr search = 0. google = 1.
Never underestimate my internet stalking capabilities.
audsandends asked: what's your favorite tex-mex place in Austin? everything here is "mexicali". they don't even know what queso is. wtf.
Fact: I've never read "Catcher in the Rye"
But I’m loving the quotes y’all are posting. A day or two more of this and I’ll pretty much have it read.
Feel free to help me procrastinate by asking me... →
GBML: When FML isn't enough.
shiningstar:
These days, everyone is all too familiar with the term ‘F*ck My Life’ or ‘FML’ for short, right? Well, my friends at work came up with a pretty genius new term that is going to blow FML right out of the water: Gang Bang My Life.
GBML, for those moments when FML just isn’t enough to express the absolute fecal matter of a situation.
Gang Bang My Life. Use it. Live it. Love it.
...
I just googled 'chicken fried steak.'
Don’t worry - I’m not going to post a mouth-watering picture here.
Just thought I’d share. Because I am fucking hungry and craving some fried, greasy, food-equivalent-of-a-snuggie, drenched-in-gravy, throw-in-some-mashed-potatoes goodness.
Just a reminder that the J.Crew site has... →
It's sad when you misspell your own name...
…and your own name has only three letters.
“Oh - no, no, no! You’re huntin’ for bear, baby. Go snag you a...”
– My lovely co-worker, Carl’s, response when asked if my shirt was inappropriately low cut.
Oh, and I don't give a shit about Lost.
Seriously. They already made this show and it’s called “Gilligan’s Island.”
I remember when it first aired - my reaction was what it is now - sooner or later they’ll get off the island and they won’t be ‘Lost’ anymore. And no, I’ve never seen an episode. Hell, I’ve even seen an episode of American Idol and that’s easily my most...
My you must follow list
thetalkinghead:
In no particular order, b/c they are all awesome.
Jenhoney-she likes everything I post, and vice versa
LOVEismyreligion-great photography and part of the Who Dat nation
Geek-lee-tist- Just ballin out of control
elizablr-Keeping it weird and telling it like it is for the most part
scaeriel-probably the closest to my sense of humor.
Mindsize -actually grew up with this one.
...
Vera
lacey:
When Sydney comes to Austin, I better get to hold (and love) Vera. I’ve never held an internet baby before.
Is is appropriate to call sloppy seconds in this situation? I mean, if Vera poops while Lacey’s holding her, I’ll gladly change the diaper so I can hold her…
Oh, man, I totally just freaked Syd out and now she’s never going to bring Vera to Texas, much...
New Year's Resolutions
I figured it’s time to tell you kids about my New Year’s resolutions. So you can hold me to them.
1. Clean my car and keep it clean.
The weekend after NYE, on two occasions, as I was giving friends rides across downtown, I heard myself say, “Please don’t judge me by the condition of my car” and “just shove all the crap to the side.”
Now, my car...
“To be honest I don’t fucking care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So...”
– Little J aka Taylor Momsen
(via nosauce)
all class. all the time.
(via allthingsalishan)
I can’t believe I’m about to say this…because she kind of irks me and if she were my daughter, I could totally hear myself saying “wipe that smirk off your face before I slap it off...
It's not like - IT IS - Christmas.
Remember how, when you were a child, Christmas Day (or Eve, whatevs) was the. most. magical day ever? And you’d rush to the tree and tear open your gifts and marvel at each and every one and was just the best?
Well, I have felt that feeling as an adult - it’s called roll out and we did it at J. Crew last night.
Basically, we got our new shit in. And when you’ve been looking at...
Day = Better Now
bowlingalleylawyer:marlasingerkindagirl:fuckyeahjerseyshore:-ryan:charmyourwayout:
“Dating is nice, actually getting one; tedious.”
– (via)
