January 2011
“Facing it. Always facing it. That’s the way to get through it.”
– Joseph Conrad
December 2010
Anonymous asked: do you work at the galleria?
Anonymous asked: do you work at the galleria?
Anonymous asked: You work at J.Crew??
“All this knowledge is giving me a major brainer.”
– Fry on Futurama
I’m currently in the midst of a brainer…
“A perfectly kept house is the sign of a misspent life.”
– Mary Randolph Carter
I need to get this painted on something and hung on the wall…
Anonymous asked: You work at J.Crew??
“Yeah, I was going to get it, but I realized I have an entire section of my...”
– We J Crew employees have this conversation on a near-weekly basis.
I personally think one shelf in the stock room should be devoted to a ‘community stash’ of clothes seeing as how we all end up wearing J Crew anyways…might as well make it cheaper for us…
“He wanted to live life to the extreme, but without any mess or complications. He...”
– One Day, David Nicholls
Vowing to live 2011 with this outlook on life.
Fun. There should be a lot of fun.
(via valleygirldubs)
If you’re looking for a good book to read - nothing too serious, but certainly not ‘chick lit’ - I recommend One Day.
I think I spotted it in an...
Clementine just learned that ditches hold water...
Clementine is a water dog.
We can kiss that ‘I just had a bath and now I look pretty and smell sweet’ Clementine good-bye.
Burning Down the House: 5 Things I Wish I Knew... →
thetalkinghead:
1). She has soooooo much stuff. Seriously y’all. I spent a weekend cleaning out old clothes, donated boxes of clothes/shoes/crap to Goodwill, vacuum sealed old concert shirts and graphic teas for future youngsters, put summer clothes in storage, took clothes off the hanger, etc. I made all my…
Shhhhh! Don’t tell him, but those aren’t even ALL of my shoes.
...
Holy Bedazzled Shit!
This dad on Toddlers & Tiaras just admitted to having spent ‘near $200,000’ on pageants and pageant stuff for his daughter, Aniston!
1.) I hope Aniston is a family name and not just homage to Jennifer Aniston.
2.) $200,000?!?! My god, people! There are starving homeless people in this world!
3.) You could’ve spend a very small percentage of that $200k and gotten the mom a...
“We believe in pills. We don’t drink or smoke, but we believe in pills.”
– Toddlers & Tiaras never disappoints on the quotable quotes.
This jewel came after a 31-year-old pageant contestant asked her 61-year-old mother if she needed a Xanax or Valium and admitted to having doubled up on her Prozac that day.
All her mother really wants are grandbabies that can...
I do not recommend going to Target after two stout...
Needless to say, the side of me that is a sucker for a good bargain kicked in as I neared the Christmas Clearance section…
(Dude, we’re sending out Christmas cards next year!)
Though let me remind you that a lot of good deals can be found, and much of the stuff that’s on sale (I.e., wrapping paper, paper plates and napkins) can be used year ‘round.
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...”
– ~ Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
“The most important part about tomorrow is not the technology or the automation,...”
– R. Buckminster Fuller (via azspot)
I’m On Fire // Bruce Springsteen
Tell me now...
nonsenseandgrizzlybears:
maniakalmikal:
Blue...
Scenes from a Sin Bin.
Scene: 10.30 pm, CST; Having just arrived home from work, I changed into pj pants and climbed onto the couch to join The Dude in watching the Saints game
The Dude: Well at least you didn't have to work until 10...
Me: Uh, yeah I did
The Dude: (Looking at watch) No you didn't - it's only 8:10.
Me: Not quite.
The Dude: (realizing he slacked on winding his watch and it stopped at 8:10) Shit! What time is it?!?
Me: (laughing) It's 10:30 - I was wondering why you were up!
The Dude: I WAS thinking this game was ending really early...
Me: Fastest quarters EVER!
The Dude: It's way past my bedtime....
“HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF GIRL TALK?!?! TONIGHT, GO HOME, GOOGLE HIM, AND...”
– File Under: Things I exclaimed tonight at work, directed towards several coworkers.
In their defense, he’s not exactly on the J Crew house mix. But he totes should be.
“champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking...”
– madame de pompadour (via missdolores)
Ha. Not me. Champagne is a fun and fast drunk full of dancing and laughing and smiles and kisses and high fives for everyone!
But the next morning? There’s only one word to describe that: rough. I’m a smeared-makeup, knotted-haired,...
Texts from this Morning. A.k.a. 'True Life: I...
LP: Liz, I have to tell u there was a serious snoring issue
LP: Are u sick?
Me: Hahaha. Oh no! And no - I was just exhausted and able to get a nice deep sleep since there were no pups or pillows. I haven't slept that deep in a while! You should have elbowed me!
LP: You were out!!
LP: I've never heard noises like that!
Me: Hahaha. I'm so sorry if I kept you up!
I just split my chin wide open....IN YOGA.
Fucking Crow Pose.