February 2011
Something I never - in a million years - expected...
That old dude (like, in his 70’s) that rides around town on his bicycle in his flesh-tone g-string.
I almost wanted to give him a hug…
January 2011
Austin-bound in 5, 4, 3, 2.....
Celine has a tumblr! →
Like you really thought I’d go through the process of finding Celine the orphaned kitten a home sans the aid of tumblr?!?
But really…The Dude tried to take Celine to a local no-kill adoption group and there are all these crazy rules and restrictions. So now I’m going to promote her via facebook and Craigslist, with her tumblr being the home of all of her pictures and stories and...
Planning for Summer Vacation has begun!
We/I’ve narrowed it down to two islands:
1. Back to Puerto Rico - either Vieques or Rincon.
2. Dominican Republic.
Any tips/suggestions/thoughts/input on either of these?
It’ll be a larger group, so the more activities available and bonus points for all-inclusive (though I can certainly maneuver us around that…)
What say you?
“A woman without curves, is like jeans without pockets, you don’t know where to...”
– Italian proverb (via bourbonandpearls)
Wow. You could not have posted a truer statement.
(via bklynfather)
reblogging the fuck out of this while stroking my ample thighs.
iWIN.
(via str8nochaser)
We’ve all got a little curve somewhere….
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“Well, I actually have three [engagement rings] because I feel like I’m...”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt to Ellen.
Face palm, honey, face palm.
She’s been dating this guy since July. Even if you DO have three rings picked out, you don’t tell him - much less on national television!
Side note to The Dude: I do happen to have a spreadsheet of preferred styles, carats,...
Sam Cooke - Having a Party
Everybody’s...
Effing March 19, man.
March is always a crazy month to begin with, but this March seems to be going for a record - especially when it comes to the 19th.
We’ve got:
1. Alishan’s Sip ‘n See. Where I’d meet not only Thumper, but probably a shit ton of you Internet people. A once-in-a-lifetime event if I do say so myself.
2. My friend Erin’s wedding. We grew up together. Sophomore year, we...
Surely I'm not the only one out there who...
…When it’s cold, after saying (or even thinking), “brrrr, it’s cold!”, they follow it up with a mental “…in here! Must be some Torros in the atmosphere!”
Anyone else do that?!?
“You cute, miss.”
– Said the guy handing out samples of the chinese food in the mall. He needs to step up his game though, as the old dude handing out breadstick samples at Sbarro greeted me with a, “beautiful samples for beautiful ladies.”
Not gonna lie - I’ll take any compliment I can get.
File Under: I shit you not, this did just happen
Backstory: M.A.S. and I went to college together. He lives with his fiancee, B. M.A.S. has left to go to a show with some other guys from college. Some of B's girls come over to their place to meet before going out. I'm chatting with two of her friends while she finishes getting ready.
Me: Hi, I'm Liz.
Molly: Oh, hi! I'm Molly.
Me: You look really, really familiar. Like, REALLY familiar. I wonder where I know you from. [While we're chatting, I randomly throw out names of people that I may know her through.]
Molly: No...don't know that person/didn't go there.
Me: WAIT! Jonathan [lastname]!
Molly: (her eyes getting big) That's my ex-husband. We got divorced back in November. We're actually going out tonight to celebrate my divorce. How do you know him?
Me: I went to elementary/middle school/high school with him, he once gave me a ride on his motorcycle, and when we were Freshmen, a friend and I tried to sneak up to his room, but his parents kept catching us.
Molly: Do you still keep in touch? How did you recognize me?
Me: Facebook. Totally creepy, but totally true. I remember seeing your picture and thinking how pretty you are. Which you are. Sorry if I just freaked you out. I've been drinking.
Questions for the marketing/advertising/social...
And I realize this probably falls under the list of “I think this may be a stupid question, but someone once said there is no such thing as a stupid question”…
As I’m applying and interviewing for positions and the subject of my social media skillz is discussed, while I don’t necessarily have professional experience in the field (our PR department handled that, while...
